What is Union Job?
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1. A way to pretend people who do no work whatsoever are employed while really just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses and sucking on the dole.
2. A "job" that people can't be fired from even if they never actually do any work.
Union Employee:
Dude, let's go fishin today and drink beers.
Non-union Employee:
I don't know about you, but I have to work.
Union Employee:
Fuck that. You need a union job.
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A variation of the nasal spray except that it is done whilst the partner is sleeping, catching them by surprise. The results are similar..
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One who acts like a bitch the size of a fuckin' whale.
Bertha was a fuckin' orca bitch today!
See bitch, asshole..