Union Job

What is Union Job?


1.

1. A way to pretend people who do no work whatsoever are employed while really just sitting around with their thumbs up their asses and sucking on the dole.

2. A "job" that people can't be fired from even if they never actually do any work.

Union Employee:

Dude, let's go fishin today and drink beers.

Non-union Employee:

I don't know about you, but I have to work.

Union Employee:

Fuck that. You need a union job.

See hoffa, assholes, afscme, incompetent, losers


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