What is Union University?
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A ridiculous, over-religious school located in Jackson, TN. Students aren't allowed to be in nightclubs, bars, or near alcohol. If pictures of such activity are found a student's Facebook, they are disciplined. One of the ten parts of the application for incoming students is the question, "Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?" And they pay for soccer players to come from other countries to play on their team.
Guy 1: "Did you hear about those Union University girls?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, bunch of prudes."
Guy 1: "I heard a girl that graduated in 1986 is STILL a virgin."
Average Guy: "Do you wanna come back to my place?"
Union Girl: "No thank you, I have to go read my bible some more."
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