Uniquely American

What is Uniquely American?

1.

Utterly fucked. Terribly sad. Unjust. Awful. Devastating.

Source:

THE PRESIDENT: You work three jobs?

MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that. (Applause.) Get any sleep? (Laughter.)

So guess what, that crappy food from China killed my cat!

Whoa, that's uniquely American, dude! Sorry as hell to hear that!

See fucked, fucked up, bad news, sucks to be you, awful

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