What is Unitard?
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An individual who wears the uniform/jersey of a sports team or player only because he/she heard that the team won some type of championship. Additionally, the person really does not know anything about sports and just wants to look cool wearing the logo/name of a champion, as if he/she followed them from the beginning.
That unitard is always changing his favorite team.
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part unicorn and part retard!!!!!
my hair looks unitard today!!!
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Someone a little bit special...needs, but with a horn.
Ralph: "Look at me, I'm a unitard"
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a one-piece, full-body suit reminiscent of pajamas you wore when you were 1, which became an early 2007 fashion phenomenon sweeping the closets of hipsters and pseudo hipster debutantes alike.
Did you see Atticus' unitard? I so want one to wear under my designer frock.It will cover EVERYTHING.
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Someone who stays at a university too long, e.g. an eternal grad student.
Nine years to finish the Ph.D? You're a unitard!
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When someone does something so singularly retarded it is unlikely to be repeated. A person who is a pinnacle of retardedness (i.e. unique retard).
Clarence just got caught looking at porn on his work computer. What a unitard.
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A mentally disabled person with one leg.
The unitard hopped happily down the road.
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