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Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.
Dave: So i heard you bought Ste..
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Someone who steals eggs, particularly Cadburys cream eggs
God damm the eggburgler was in town and seems to have payed me a visit!!!
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When you get a blow job while you're sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
My stomach was killing me, but Alisha was really horny, ..
