What is United Penile Service?


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Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.

Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman

Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!

Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does

Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!

Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm

Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove

See buttstove, orguysm, buttpirate, fag


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