United State

What is United State?


1.

The country south of my beloved Canada. Its not all bad, except for a very flawed and dumbass leader. I also do not like the people who voted for that idiot. Bush can kiss my ass.

Lacks:

-Free Healthcare

-Smart Leader (although ours isint to great either)

-Self Contraint to NOT FUCKING GO TO WAR AT THE DROP OF A PIN

-The intelligence to reazlize that saying GOD BLESS AMERICA goes against there own constitution (not everyone belives in God u pricks.)

-Peacekeeping

-Eviromental Laws

-Surplus (7 trillion in debt? comon!)

-A strong dollar (ha bitches we own you now, $1.05 amercian right now!)

-Knowladge of ANYTHING CANADIAN.

Has:

-Strong enough military to protect us

-Good people in Democrats who will win this election(GO OBAMA!)

-Hollywood (w00t)

-T.V. Stations.

-The Interweb.

we just need to get along :D

US CANADIANS: WE DONT SAY ABOOT OR EH

JUST LIKE YOU AINT ALL HICKS WHO TALK LIKE UNEDUCATED MORONS.

Real quotes from Rick Mercers; Talking to Americans in the United States

Rick: (at Harvard) Our prime minister Tim Horton just got a double double.

Girl: Whats that?

Rick: Its when the prime minister gets support from both sides of the house.

Girl: O congrats

Rick : By the way what do u study

Girl : World Politics.

Rick: (at princeton) What do you think of the Saskatchuan (i know its spelt wrong im tired.) Seal Hunt?

Professor: I think beating seals to death is wrong!

Rick: What do you teach?

Professor: Geography.

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This Actually happened to me

At niagra Falls

american: Hey kid where are all the igloos?

Me: We dont live in igloos dumb fuck

American: Hey u forgot to say Eh!

Me: What the fuck are you talking about?

American : Dont u mean aboot? eh?

Me: FUCK YOU! FUCKING HICK! WE DONT LIVE IN IGLOOS! WE DONT SAY EH! E DONT SAY ABOOT! WE HAVE MORE THAN ONE ROAD, AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING PUSSIES! (i kick him in the balls at pussies)

American: (wincing in pain) you are so dead.

Me: Go fuck your president. *walks away*

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can i hear a w00t?

See usa, bush, united states, war


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