United States Postal Service Edit Meaning

1. The pasty white tan of a person who works over eighty hours a week and never gets any sun. Bill's been doing a lot of hours lately..

1. A musician who uses 12 chords where 3 will suffice. Why do Rush have to include so many deeply unnecessary chord changes in their songs..

1. A group of extremely fat boys whos aim is to take over the world and eat as much as they can, Fat Boys United also specialises in eating..