United States Postal Service Edit Meaning

1. On a night out, you and your mates have just one hour to bag a skank and fuck her. The last to do so, or any failures, get(s) the next r..

1. A dictionary which has been kicked. Random Person: *holds up broken dictionary* What happened to this dictionary!? Other Random Person..

1. Short for "Vampire Pussy"; meaning that she's, "gone before dawn!" Guy A: "...still man, she wan't t..