Universal Excuse

What is Universal Excuse?


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An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.

The excuse creator simply picks the first part such as "I promised my landlord" then chooses from a host of endings such "I'd help him move his refrigerator down 5 flights of stairs." or "I'd stop by to help him shave his back hair."

Universal Excuse can be used as follows:

Randy "Hey Steven you wanna go down to the pond and do some dynamite fishing?"

Steven "I would Randy but I told my girlfriend I'd...(pause to make up second part of excuse) help her pick out some nail polish later on."

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