What is Universal Female Rating System?


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Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.

Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."

Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."

Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."

Kyle: "True."

See 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, rate, rating


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