Universal Gigolo

What is Universal Gigolo?

A man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prostituting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men.

At the mall:

Woman: Isn't that Kenni with that dude holding hands?

Man: Yeah...

Woman: But I thought he was straight!

Man: He's playing both ends of the table...I guess he's what you call a universal gigolo

See gigolo, hustler, ac/dc, homosexual, prostitute, whore, manwhore

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