What is Universal Remonster?
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The invention of German-type aliens, it is a beast composed of a half dozen universal remote controls. The combination of alien technology, german engineering, and so many universal remotes gives it the power to control absolutly anything and everything, even from across the room. The only way to vanquish this creature is to let its batteries run out.
The universal remonster was brought to this earth by means of the Far Gate.
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This is a mentally handicapped person that has beady, black little eyes.
Hey! You see that beady eyes over on register four? Holy shit!..
