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Take a Shit in a condom and put it in the freezer. The next day remove it and use it on your wife like a dildo. If you tell your wife to..
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"It's all about the moose" basically means that it's all about the logo/ brand and NOTHING else. The moose is the lo..
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A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.
Sorry I missed your call, my ph..