What is University Of Cincinnati?
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1. A large university near the city of Cincinnati that has a disproportionately high number of ugly female students.
2. A university in southwestern Ohio well known for it's genetically modified mascot that has a mixture of bear and cat DNA.
3. The only university in the country with a student population of roughly 50% or higher who are still virgins upon graduation.
4. Rated in Wired Magazine as one of the most boring college campuses in the U.S.
5. One of the only college campuses in the nation where marijuana is virtually impossible to find.
If you're looking for a safe, lackluster, conservative college experience, then University of Cincinnati is the perfect college for you!
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