What is University Of Haweeland?


1.

a magical college where all the cool haris, hareenas, and harinis go.

Me: Mommy, once I grow up i'm gonna go to the university of haweeland!!!

Mommy: I don't think there is such a college...

Me: Oh come on mommy!!!You gotta use your imagination....

Mommy: Well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?

Me: Oh my god.....I didn't think about that.....


57

Random Words:

1. Morbid fearof becoming the defendantin a class action suit taken on behalf of a large number of dead chihuahuas. Or by a large number o..
1. The act of smoking blunts all day on every wednesday of the week. When one participates in blunt wednesday, they smoke literally all day..
1. The bad karma associated with US Presidential hopeful Barack Obama "That Barack Omama went to a muslim school in Indonesia, where ..