What is University Of Haweeland?
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a magical college where all the cool haris, hareenas, and harinis go.
Me: Mommy, once I grow up i'm gonna go to the university of haweeland!!!
Mommy: I don't think there is such a college...
Me: Oh come on mommy!!!You gotta use your imagination....
Mommy: Well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?
Me: Oh my god.....I didn't think about that.....
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a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')
I drove by an elementary school and sa..
