What is University Of Haweeland?


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a magical college where all the cool haris, hareenas, and harinis go.

Me: Mommy, once I grow up i'm gonna go to the university of haweeland!!!

Mommy: I don't think there is such a college...

Me: Oh come on mommy!!!You gotta use your imagination....

Mommy: Well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?

Me: Oh my god.....I didn't think about that.....


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