What is University Of Illinois At Chicago?


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A school often confused with the University of Chicago, an elite private university.

Like Penn State and UPenn, a wealthy and intelligent student body gets screwed over by the name of their college.

"So where did you go to school?"

"The University of Chicago."

"Sweet, me too! What fast food restaurant are you working at?"

"No, no, not the University of Illinois at Chicago. The University of Chicago. I got a degree in Economics there and now I'm making 120k a year on Wall Street."

"Oh. Would you like fries with that?"

See university, chicago, uic, uchicago


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