What is University Of Michigan?
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A college that is 20 times better than thoes bastards in Ohio.
If OSU was attacked by terrorists, killing every student there I would laugh.
U of M wins over OSU- 57
U of M losses to OSU- 37
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One of the world's premiere academic institutions. Arguably the best public university in the nation with a total of 40,000 students, both undergraduate and graduate. Michigan has top-ranked programs in law, business, medicine, political science, and an array of other subjects. Virtually no area at Michigan is ranked below the top 20 in the country, allowing for it to rival the Ivy league as well as the other selective private institutions despite its high admission rate (47%).
Home to Michigan Stadium, colloquially termed "The Big House", the University of Michigan is also known for its legendary football, hockey, and formerly its basketball team (We all remember the Fab 5).
Michigan is one of the country's leaders in athletics, academics, and college life in general--located in beautiful Ann Arbor. You simply cannot go wrong with the University of Michigan.
"I got offers from investment banks in New York City six months before I graduated from The University of Michigan"
"Hail To the Victors"
"If you have to choose between Harvard and Michigan, go to Harvard. But, if you have to choose between Michigan and Northwestern, do yourself a favor and go to Michigan."
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A school where most of the students are smart enough to care about something beyond sports.
In this sense, University of Michigan is unlike most "schools" in the Midwest.
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The school that owns that other school down south. Not worthy of mention here.
Michigan > That other school.
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A respectable institution located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. The school mascot is a large variety of weasel known as the wolverine, and the school colors are corn and blue. This institution is characterized by students that truly believe that everyone hates them because they jealous of their extreme intellectual superiority and athletic talent. However outside of their "lovely" city/campus/slum, these elitist douchebags don't realize that everyone really hates them because (drumroll please)... they are elitist douchebags. These students are also characterized by their unfriendly attitude towards outsiders that will ultimately condemn them to a horrible fate of only befriending other fellow U of M cohorts. Throughout the rest of the state of Michigan, and for that matter, the rest of the United States, those who affiliate themselves with U of M are generally looked upon with disdain, pity, or outright disgust because of these unfounded self-righteous attitudes. Their non-student fan base is notorious for having a large amount of red-neck hicks too stupid to get into ANY institution of higher learning, and a student fan base famous for booing their own teams in times of trouble. At times, supporters and students of U of M can become so delusional as to believe that their institution is an Ivy League school, thus inspiring chuckles of patronizing pity from everyone who knows better. If one has the unfortunate luck of having to meet with a Wolverine supporter or student, one should disregard their truly pointless and pompous speeches about the superiority of this institution, and instead hand them a flashlight in order to help them in the quest of removing their head from their rectum.
"Hey Jimmy, what's that?"
"This? Oh, it's just my acceptance letter to the University of Michigan, Johnny."
"Wow, now everyone I know has one of those."
"Yeah, they offered me a four-year academic and athletic scholarship."
"So are you gonna go there?"
"No I think I'd rather scrape my eyeballs out with a plastic spork. And besides, I'll never get into a good career because no one will want to fucking deal with me. But what should I do with the letter?"
"I used mine to wipe my ass."
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School located in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Known for a declining football program, ugly women, boring parties, snobby unsocial students, and the Asian Invasion.
U of M's Students claim to be better than those of MSU because they study all day long and don't have any fun. They waste their life being unsocial and boring. They often bring up history of their football team and how good they are, yet recently, they have been one of the worst teams in the Big 10.
Students often use one excuse when being made fun of, "But....but...I go to U of M."
"I go to the University of Michigan, and I believe that whats important in life is studying and whacking off late at night because I cannot get a girlfriend."
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the best mother fucking school in the big 10 with an awesome football team that is the winningist in college football
u of m is the shit bitch
