What is University Of Scranton?
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A college in North East Pennsylvania with tons of hills. Run by Jesuits, attended by primarily white, rich kids from just outside Philly, and New Jersey, who enjoy drinking as much as humanly possible. And then sometimes going to Church.
"You wanna smoke a blunt and go talk to Fr. Phil?"
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A jesuit school on a hill. Sirens and drunken brawls are heard constantly, and where "something to do" means: a) stone house, b)stucco, c)red house or d) all of the above. Celebrity alumni inclued Jack, Jim, and Jose. Who needs frats when you have jesuits?
Walk of Shame = Stride of Pride
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Where dumb Catholic kids from Long Island and Jersey go if they can't get into Villanova.
I didn't get into Nova, but heard that the University of Scranton has an excellent premed program.
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Where all the boys are pretty boys and all the girls are beer sluts
Hey! Lets go to the U of Scranton and get laid!
