What is University School?
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University School is a small ALL BOYS private school in northeastern Ohio located on SOM Center Rd. The boys like to use phrases such as "jealous much" and "salty." What the boys lack in athletics they make up for in their sausages. They always have accidents after they play basketball games and win. University is best known for its sausage fest held once a year. They have 2 different kinds of sausages, 500 white ones and one black one. For show and tell they bring in their sausage and have a contest to see which one is the biggest. The record for the biggest sausage is 5 inches.
One time, at a sauasage fest at University School, little Jimmy had a 4.9 inch sausage but it wasn't big enough. Little Billy had one that was 5 inches so he won. Congratulations for having such a BIG SAUSAGE!
See sausage , sausage fest , salty , stupid , dumb
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An all guys school in hunting valley and shaker heights ohio, where all the guys are gay.
Dude, did you see that guy; he looks so gay.
O, I bet he goes to University school.
See gay , faggot , homo , anal , suck
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An all boys prep school in northeast ohio. The school is known as one of the top 100 prep schools in the nation. Students from the area's public schools often try to hate because they are poor, classless, and not intelligent enough to pass the school's entrance exam. Since its opening in 1890, the school has had 100% college matriculation (for all you shaker and Hawken students, that means perfect... go work on your fractions and vocab.)The highschool has only 400 boys, yet wins state championships on a fairly regular basis and is highly competitive in all sports.
Shaker student: Yo damn, son. Did yo ass see dat University School kid?
Hawken student: no, i was too busy eating human shit off a lunch table... And please, quit talking like you're from "tha hood". we know you're not.
See us , money , rich , $ , smart , intelligent
One time, at a sauasage fest at University School, little Jimmy had a 4.9 inch sausage but it wasn't big enough. Little Billy had one that was 5 inches so he won. Congratulations for having such a BIG SAUSAGE!
An all guys school in hunting valley and shaker heights ohio, where all the guys are gay.
Dude, did you see that guy; he looks so gay.
O, I bet he goes to University school.
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An all boys prep school in northeast ohio. The school is known as one of the top 100 prep schools in the nation. Students from the area's public schools often try to hate because they are poor, classless, and not intelligent enough to pass the school's entrance exam. Since its opening in 1890, the school has had 100% college matriculation (for all you shaker and Hawken students, that means perfect... go work on your fractions and vocab.)The highschool has only 400 boys, yet wins state championships on a fairly regular basis and is highly competitive in all sports.
Shaker student: Yo damn, son. Did yo ass see dat University School kid?
Hawken student: no, i was too busy eating human shit off a lunch table... And please, quit talking like you're from "tha hood". we know you're not.
See us , money , rich , $ , smart , intelligent
Shaker student: Yo damn, son. Did yo ass see dat University School kid?
Hawken student: no, i was too busy eating human shit off a lunch table... And please, quit talking like you're from "tha hood". we know you're not.
