What is University 'uni'?
1.
A social watering hole for the upwardly mobile
"You goin into uni today"
"Yeah man! major keg at Manning Bar"
"You goin to any lectures today"
"Nah man! major keg at Manning Bar"
"R u gonna get drunk off your face even before an 8am lecture"
"Wharrrt??? what lecture??? YOU gota lecture? thats cool.wish i had one..."
"Do you even go to this university??"
"Nah man! major keg at Manning Bar!!!"
