What is Unix Beard?
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Facial hair that all Unix experts are mysteriously compelled to grow. The length, bushiness, and unkemptness of the Unix beard are all directly proportional to the owner's expertise. Having a Unix beard is a great way to ensure that you never get
Bob's a true Unix genius, just look at the size of his Unix beard!
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When a person farts in a revolving door.
Damn, that chick in the Ugg boots dropped a wicked Dutch Twister at Barnes and Noble.
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