Unkept Beaver

What is Unkept Beaver?

Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.

Man, she had such an unkept beaver that I got friction burns on my little soldier!

See vagina, cunt, pussy, vadge, minge

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