What is Unkism?
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The widely accepted, worldly religion, in which all of it's followers are
"Mommy, why is that guy hanging from a chair upside-down?"
"Well you see, Doug, that man is a follower of Unkism, and all Unkists are required to be
unkin' at all times. Let's remember to be tollerant of that man, Doug."
"Just like Martin Luther King, Mommy?"
"Yes, Doug. Just like Martin Luther King."
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