Unkism

What is Unkism?


1.

The widely accepted, worldly religion, in which all of it's followers are unkin', meaning acting as if one is high. Followers of Unkism, called Unks, worship the mighty Unk god, Unkatunk. The highest concentration of Unkists live in Arlingon, Virginia; and in Santa Anna, Texas.

"Mommy, why is that guy hanging from a chair upside-down?"

"Well you see, Doug, that man is a follower of Unkism, and all Unkists are required to be unkin' at all times. Let's remember to be tollerant of that man, Doug."

"Just like Martin Luther King, Mommy?"

"Yes, Doug. Just like Martin Luther King."

See unkism, unkin', unk


32

Random Words:

1. A day when you cannot get motivated to do the things you need to do. Procrastination I need to write the copy and finish the video but ..
1. Any experience that feels like having a bucket of cold water thrown over your head. Something that produces a corresponding comedown in ..
1. to get high smoking marijuana. hey you want to go zuke after work? 2. To vomit, barf, puke, chum. All that rum made me zuke. See hu..