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1. A peripheral device used to ward off sexual predators. In fear of those queers making a move on me in the gym showers, I went and bough..

1. Someone in whom the qualities of a tool and a doofusare found in nearly equal measure. For instance, a toolfus may be as awkwardly cluel..

1. zig-zag brand rolling papers. Term sometimes used to generalize all rolling papers Are those zig's? or Pass me some zigs..