What is Unlucky Spoon Syndrome?
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When your eating a bowl of Lucky Charms and the marshmallows get stuck to the bottom of the spoon. Causing a shit load of shit to go down.
"Did you hear what happened to Brady?"
"No, what?"
"He through a bowl of cereal through his flat screen. Bad case of Unlucky Spoon Syndrome."
"I fucking hate when that happens."
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