Un-nifty Edit Meaning

1. Some who sits behind you in a movie theater talking thoughout the entire movie, then when something amazing happens they say "as if..

1. The preferred type of keyboard, superior to all others. Apart from being physically superior, the word keyboad also SOUNDS superior. It..

1. a fart with a surprise inside, typically feces bob: I just farted and shit myself.John: oh thats a crackerjack fart, its got a surprise..