What is Unorexia?
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Unorexia is evidenced by those who stuff themselves into vinyl stretched to molecular thinness, or into mesh and fishnets that make them look like they've broken out in ham hives, and then stand in front of the mirror and say "DAMN, I'm hot!".
Displays of man boobs, hairy beer guts, nipple tape, butt piggies, sagging empty wallet breasts, mullets and juggalo attire are some of the many manifestations of unorexia. Alcohol tends to accelerate the level of deterioration.
No way, dude. I'm not going over there and talking to those girls, they've all got unorexia!
