Unpacking

What is Unpacking?


1.

to take things out of one's suitcase and put them in their proper locations. normal people do this. procrastinators do not.

I should be unpacking

See laundry, procrastination, suitcase, clothes

2.

The evil ritualistic application of exhaustingly undoing what you spent hours, days, weeks doing. The process that follows packing and is a part of moving. In this process procrastination, stress, annoyance,and anger run rampant. The activity during which one curses boxes, tape, sharpies, and movers. The only activity in which a new start may involve murdering someone.

Forget throwing away those boxes, I can use them to cart away the bodies of all the people who didn't help me with unpacking!

See packing, moving, stress, annoying, murder, tape, sharpies, exhausting


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