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After a girl is wasted get a group of 4 guys and stick 4 french horns up her vagina or ass. Then play some music and when the music stop..
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The most unbreakable promiseIN THE WORLD! If you break this promise you most likely will get shot... no joke dude even try it..
Me: I g..
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I Laughed So Hard I Lit All My Furniture On Fire. Like lolor rofl, but more awesome.
Person 1: My fiancee left me at my mom's fune..