What is Un-pretzel?
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when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts
You: Omg, i have work at 2, a date at 6, pay my bills by tomorow, pick my car up at the shop, im going away in two days, havent talked to my mom for 3 months, my phone is broke. im low on gas and i have a headache with a doctors appointment im running late for.
Friend: Damn dude, seems like you need to stop and un-pretzel you hectic life, perhaps chill out and smoke some weed.
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A polite way of asking a lady to show you her lady bits.
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Common mispellings:
the = teh
that = taht
take = taek
own = pwn
you = joo
dude = jood
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