Un-pretzel

What is Un-pretzel?


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when everything in your life at the time is all tangled up and you need to straighten everything out and gather your thoughts

You: Omg, i have work at 2, a date at 6, pay my bills by tomorow, pick my car up at the shop, im going away in two days, havent talked to my mom for 3 months, my phone is broke. im low on gas and i have a headache with a doctors appointment im running late for.

Friend: Damn dude, seems like you need to stop and un-pretzel you hectic life, perhaps chill out and smoke some weed.

See omg, pretzel, un-pretzel, weed, chill out, smoke, crazy, hectic


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