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A spider, rarely used on message boards, but a great work of ASCII art.
Person 1: I hate spiders, they are freaks of nature.
Person 2:..
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This occurs on hot, sweaty days when you suddenly realise that half of your underwear has crept up your arse and you have to drag it bac..
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When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.
I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johns..