What is Unrequited Affairs?
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The greatest band no one has ever heard about, mostly because they don't really exist anymore. Headed by Metro Andy, the token brown Asian in every band (see Sum 41's Dave Baksh), UR began in the summer of 2007, and seemingly disbanded immediately after releasing several singles on a poorly put together MyspaceMusic page. All three of their fans are really hoping for a comeback tour, however.
Dil: Dude, you heard that new song by Unrequited Affairs, "Maybe Next Time I'll Think Twice Before Going to a Dance Party Weating a Button-Up, Tight Jeans, and Converses?"
Do: No you dumbass, they aren't a band anymore ever since that Myspace page.
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