Un-sarc Edit Meaning

1. A small, wet turd. Usually emerges cold. Feel better? No, it was just a Zebrowski. I could use some bran. See poo, crap, haircut, flam..

1. Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey..

1. Hella meat! Dick everywhere! Damn those Beta Nu guys are such ballers, why can't we be like them?? See delta sig, fraternity..