What is Unsatisfied Santa?
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After blowing a load on your partners face, use you dick to smear the load over the cheeks, chin, and upper lip area. The resultant smearing should resemble that classic white beard the jolly man is known for.
Last night Becky wouldn't swallow my load, so I blew it on her face and gave her an unsatisfied santa.
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Random Words:
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Utterly fucked. Terribly sad. Unjust. Awful. Devastating.
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THE PRESIDENT: You work three jobs?
MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.
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The yorkie yap attack involves a few steps during sexual intercourse
1. grab the victim by the shoulders and throw them to the ground...
