What is Unshaven Ape Fuck?
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Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.
"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"
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A little hyper shit who moves constantly when trying to talk with him.
Amazingly, he is good to take along when you try to pick up chic..