What is Unshelved?
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A funny, daily comic strip by Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum. It's about a public library in the ficticous city of Mallville. Main characters include Dewey, the young adult librarian; Mel, the head of the branch; Tamara, the children's librarian; Colleen, the old reference librarian; and Merv, a young kid that just hangs around the library but doesn't read. Buddy, a man wearing a beaver costume, and Ned, a naked attorney, also make appearances.
Guy 1: "Did you read Unshelved when the sixth Harry Potter book came out?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was so funny!"
Random Words:
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The aweselyness of Joscelyne and the Zinconeness of Michael combined.
"WOW! Michael + Joscelyne = a zincawselyne Couple!!"
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The streaks left on the bottom of the bog after shitting then flushing, and thus leaving numerous parallel lines of differing widths.
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