What is Unshelved?
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A funny, daily comic strip by Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum. It's about a public library in the ficticous city of Mallville. Main characters include Dewey, the young adult librarian; Mel, the head of the branch; Tamara, the children's librarian; Colleen, the old reference librarian; and Merv, a young kid that just hangs around the library but doesn't read. Buddy, a man wearing a beaver costume, and Ned, a naked attorney, also make appearances.
Guy 1: "Did you read Unshelved when the sixth Harry Potter book came out?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was so funny!"
Random Words:
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Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents
It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand...
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exercising by laughing out loud
*guy with small p33n walks in*
*girl lolzercises at his small p33n*
girl: "damn! i just lost 20 ..
