What is Unshelved?
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A funny, daily comic strip by Bill Barnes and Gene Ambaum. It's about a public library in the ficticous city of Mallville. Main characters include Dewey, the young adult librarian; Mel, the head of the branch; Tamara, the children's librarian; Colleen, the old reference librarian; and Merv, a young kid that just hangs around the library but doesn't read. Buddy, a man wearing a beaver costume, and Ned, a naked attorney, also make appearances.
Guy 1: "Did you read Unshelved when the sixth Harry Potter book came out?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it was so funny!"
Random Words:
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a meal made from the leftovers from other meals
I didn't have time to pick up groceries today, so we're having macafouchette ..
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The WORST job in the entire world.
Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Ax..
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Crab lice.
Watch yourself with her homie, or you'll end up with little partners.
See crab lice, crabs, lice, patna, uncle cracker..
