What is Unsprung?
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An anal virgin. Someone who has not had significant anal penetration (beyond, for example, fingers) to stretch the "anal spring".
LISA: Of course Rick is going to want to put it in your butt, girl! The way you show off that booty, you know a man's going to show it some love.
KELLI: But I've never done that before. It's so nasty. Won't it hurt?
LISA: Awww, my unsprung hero. It's gonna hurt the first time, but get some lube and make him go slow. After that, you'll be okay. Just another sprung sister.
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