What is Unstoner?
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An inbred, often found in the quiet Derbyshire village of Unstone. 99% of Unstone's population is inbred, with only 5 surnames in the place. Unstone FC win all their matches, mostly because the goalie has 5 arms due to their parents' incestuous shagging!
Jake Rainbow, Dean Dye, Chris Herring
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