Unwonked

What is Unwonked?

To straighten out something that was wonky. Typically a crumpled, flacid cock.

"I'd been on the slack for days, then Paige appeared with her massive bangers and my dick unwonked itself in 2 seconds flat."

See hard, wood, oak, erect, stiff, Wizards Sleeve

Erection Day

1. How someone of Asian descent would say Election Day, due to the lack of an "L" sound in their dialect (In your best asian acc..

Pennington

1. Synonym for "professional with large cock." Pennington's are spread all over the world, causing controversy and jealousy..

Emotional Abstinence

1. a self-protective series of behaviors intended to protect male egos from emotional involvement that could otherwise cause trauma, drama,..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Unwonked Edit Meaning