What is Unwow?
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The flaccid-penis inducing realization that your Wow-Meter is miscalibrated to the degree that random Youtube videos of soda bottles make you deliriously happy, only to have your boner reduced to limp linguine in a matter of seconds.
"I enjoyed that youtube clip so much!" "Yeah totally fake dude!" "Oh crap my boner! UNWOW!"
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Random Words:
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sounding perky and homosexual when speaking
He had such an oberfleschlisch voice after his date with the boy next door...
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To be street or gangster. Slightly effeminate. Must take two showers each day and own several cats.
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A redneck/country way of stating the much more elaborate "you all will have".
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