What is Unwow?
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The flaccid-penis inducing realization that your Wow-Meter is miscalibrated to the degree that random Youtube videos of soda bottles make you deliriously happy, only to have your boner reduced to limp linguine in a matter of seconds.
"I enjoyed that youtube clip so much!" "Yeah totally fake dude!" "Oh crap my boner! UNWOW!"
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Relates to intercourse with a skinny chick - put it in soft, pop an erection and bang - ribcracker!!!
Wow - I'd like to give Sara ..
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Similar to the risky wank. It involves sitting in your room with a boner, then yelling to your mum that you need to see her quickly. The..
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The essence of looking through a desert menu without ordering anything from it.
Must not order, must show Calorosity.
See calorie, wei..
