What is Unwrap My Wiener?
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To unbutton or unzip ones fly
to expose the penis
derogatory term commonly used durring the holidays in preperation for masturbation
yeah we all want to to go home hell Id like to go home and spank my monkey hey ya know thats a pretty good idea and you two pricks got to stay here and work... ha ha ha Im gonna unwrap my wiener
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