Up Hill Gardener

What is Up Hill Gardener?

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

See Tom

A Man who partakes in anal sex with another Man.

Jeff and Bob were Up-Hill Gardening all night last night. I couldn't get a wink of sleep.

See Frankie Vaughan

Paul Freeman

Paul Freeman was shoveling shit uphill on Friday in the Duke car park.

Bamshank

1. extreme wet towell whipping robbie and kevin bamshanked renee and hayley for like two hours. See towel, whipping, wet, bamshank, sex..

Pulley System

1. used to describe the decrease in weight when your balls yank at your scrotum in elephantitus. my scrotum would fall off if i didn'..

Platapus

1. Some one that is just plain stupid. That guy is such a platapus for thinking the world is flat. See retard, idiot, stupid, moron, dumb..

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