Up Hill Gardener

What is Up Hill Gardener?

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

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A Man who partakes in anal sex with another Man.

Jeff and Bob were Up-Hill Gardening all night last night. I couldn't get a wink of sleep.

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Paul Freeman

Paul Freeman was shoveling shit uphill on Friday in the Duke car park.

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Cumulous

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Kory Fleischmann

1. He couldn’t spell any words correctly to save his life, despite how he corrects every bodies grammar, muscle bound fool, loves jumping j..

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