Up Periscope

What is Up Periscope?


1.

A long neck, usually one that is at least twice as long as the person's face. The neck can be used in self-defense to strangle oncoming villans, or used for tasks such as cracking walnuts.

She gave me this look and I thought she was going to all Up Periscope on me and strangle me with it!

See up, periscope, neck, long

2.

Bathtime game for up to one person.

"Up periscope, now dive, dive."

3.

1) naval term to raise the optics on a submarine

2) bath or shower game for typically one very lonly man

"raise the periscope and arm the cannon"

4.

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.

(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.

Up periscope! down periscope! Up periscope! Down periscope!

See Kung-Fu Jesus


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