Up The Swani

What is Up The Swani?

Meaning In a hopeless situation.

The same meaning as 'up sh*t creek'.

My Phone is playing up and stops working... It's up the Swani

See swanny, creek, paddle, useless, broken

Alaskian Iceberg

1. First take a dump and freeze it. The next time your having sex with a really drunk girl go get the frozen turd and use that on her Dude..

Escapetwice

1. The dark cave of infinite evil. Escapetwice raped my dog, killed my sex drive, and drove my pimply teenage son to suicide! See Joshua..

Mastershitter

1. A person who pooperbates. The noun form of someone who masterbates while taking a dump. Jerking and dumping simultaneously. Ramsey you..

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