Up The Trumper

What is Up The Trumper?

to give someone a length of your schlong up the tradesman's

to penetrate the marmite motorway

to ravage one's choccy starfish

that bird over there is well fit,she'd definately get it up the trumper!

See shit box, starfish, backdoor, tradesmans

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Up The Trumper Edit Meaning