What is Upb?
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Acronym for : Under-Paid Benchers.
Under-Paid Benchers are those people who REALLY run the world... but are not given enough credit or the right/ appropriate compensation for their continuous hardships undergone for the progression of some unidentified corporate entity.
examples of UPB:
IT peeps; Network Admins; Customer Support Reps;
Waste Management peeps; Teachers; and so on....
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Acronym for unidentified party bruise.
I went on a bender last night, and woke up with seven UPB's; it must have been a great night.
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When you get disconnected from your neighbor's wi-fi seemingly at random.
I just got disconnected again! This is such fucking bull..
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A person that gives really extreme sex or really long sex
Victoria is a dick peeler because she gave a 45 minute blowjob
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Someone who is always talking about the potential for being laid off, and tries to get others to be worried with her. A variation on the..