What is Upb?
1.
Acronym for : Under-Paid Benchers.
Under-Paid Benchers are those people who REALLY run the world... but are not given enough credit or the right/ appropriate compensation for their continuous hardships undergone for the progression of some unidentified corporate entity.
examples of UPB:
IT peeps; Network Admins; Customer Support Reps;
Waste Management peeps; Teachers; and so on....
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2.
Acronym for unidentified party bruise.
I went on a bender last night, and woke up with seven UPB's; it must have been a great night.
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Random Words:
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A pair of socks worn underneath an outer pair for the purpose of soaking up excess perspiration or filling oversized shoes.
That boy in..