U.p.b.

What is U.p.b.?


1.

Standing for "Unidentified Party Bruise".

the common (but not remembered) cause for this is :

a) running into things

b) falling on your face

c) general clumsiness

These contusions are noticed most likely the morning after, with a slightly hungover expression of "huh?"

"Sh**, I totally don't remember getting this U.P.B"

"I thought you punched me in the face, but now I find out I just fell over"

"There is a huge U.P.B. on my leg"

See bruise, drunk, pain, clumsy, kittums


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