Upchuck Cruncher

What is Upchuck Cruncher?

The act of deep throating till you vomit, then while vomiting, bit the dick till it crunches

Doctor please sew my dick up, this dumb bitch gave me the upchuck cruncher last night

See vomit, dick sucking, bitches, biting

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