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1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..

1. The form of taking a crap and measuring its size using only your index finger. "My crap is three fingers long!"..

1. The inevitability of like minded self serving elitists holding positions of power, no matter their political leanings, due to the qualit..