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1. When you search for a topic and it comes back with no results. Barry: dude, do you know where I could find a one armed midget Scientist..

1. When you are not quite certified but can pretty much do what you are trying to do. "He's sortafied in using that Taser" ..

1. (verb) to lick or to otherwise saucily adulterate an object. I thought he might McKizzle it right in front of me. See CC 2. The sham..