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1. What you like about a girl you're seriously interested in. Before she can be shocked by your mentioning her tits, she is relieve..

1. Some clinger who lays in the bed and rubs his big, hairy, belly - and tells you how much he loves his big hairy belly and then pokes his..

1. The appearance of someone who from a distance or through blurred vision appears hot, but when in focus they fall short of expectations. ..